Seven nights in London in the season of lights, then three in Vienna for the markets, the Punsch and the opera. The page begins inside Fortnum & Mason and turns Viennese on the morning we fly, as we do.
Saturday 21 November to Saturday 28 November · seven nights · the week Fortnum's clock chimes in Christmas
We land at twenty past nine on the Saturday night with the lights already on: Carnaby since the 4th, Regent Street since the 5th, Covent Garden since the 12th, Winter Wonderland open two days before us, and the Old Vic's A Christmas Carol in its tenth season. London is at full glow the whole week, and the shops are dressed.
Land 9:20 PM. The Elizabeth line or a cab to the hotel, and one warm glass somewhere within a walk of the door before bed.
Breakfast at Donutelier on Charing Cross Road, the bells and baubles in the Market Building, the tree in the West Piazza, then Seven Dials up to Carnaby's lights and Regent Street at dusk. Dinner at Dishoom Carnaby, round the corner on Kingly Street.
Fortnum's from ten: the clock, the hampers, the tea counter and the Christmas floors, then tea in the Diamond Jubilee Tea Salon. Burlington Arcade and Jermyn Street after. The evening at the Old Vic, A Christmas Carol at 7, the last preview night.
Big Ben and the Abbey, the Southbank Winter Market along the Queen's Walk, then out to Kew for the light trail, timed from 4:20 PM. Nov 24 is an off-peak date, £29.50 each; Kew is closed on the 23rd and 28th.
Borough Market for lunch, Tower Bridge, Winter by the River at London Bridge City, Spitalfields' stalls in the afternoon. A pub with a fire to end it.
Liberty, Hamleys and the Oxford Street windows in the day; Winter Wonderland by a booked arrival hour, last entry 9:30 PM. Dinner at Dishoom Covent Garden, the first of them, on Upper St Martin's Lane.
The Harrods windows and Knightsbridge in the morning, the last of the shopping, back early to pack. The Trafalgar Square tree is lit on Dec 3, after we have gone, so we see it standing dark.
A morning departure from Heathrow, to land with the afternoon free for the first Punsch and Meinl before it closes at six.
The Christmas shop, the hampers, the tea counter under the eau de nil tins, the clock whose two gentlemen bow to each other on the hour, and tea upstairs. The first of the shopping, and most of it.
Liberty under its timbers, Burlington Arcade and Jermyn Street, Hamleys, the windows at Harrods and Selfridges, Covent Garden's Market Building, the Southbank chalets for the small things.
Jack Thorne's Dickens, the tenth season, with the mince pies handed round before the lights go down. Our Monday is the last preview; Wednesday and Friday are the other evenings.
The big wheel, the markets and the Bavarian village. Book the arrival hour; prices are lower before 23:59 the day before.
Roladin's doughnuts on the edge of Covent Garden, open from 8:30, and two Dishooms for two dinners: the bacon naan at breakfast is the other reason to go back.
A mile of light through the gardens and the Palm House. Timeslots from 4:20 PM; our Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday are off-peak at £29.50.
The Theatre of Christmas under Covent Garden's glass, the Spirits above Regent Street, Carnaby's own show round the corner. Walk them after dark, from Piccadilly up.
Chalets along the Queen's Walk under the Eye, mulled wine by the river; a market lunch under Borough's arches; Winter by the River and Spitalfields on the Wednesday.
A morning flight, two hours and a little. The page changes dress as you scroll through it: eau de nil to crimson, the holly to a stave of music, Fortnum's to Meinl's.
Saturday 28 November to Tuesday 1 December · three nights · the first Sunday of Advent among them · Mozart on the stave and Meinl on the Graben
Every one of the great markets is open the whole of our three days, the Staatsoper plays Ariadne the night we land and Luisa Miller on the Monday, the museums are open daily through the season, and the first Sunday of Advent falls on our Sunday: Mass at the Hofburgkapelle at a quarter past nine, sung by the Vienna Boys' Choir.
Land early afternoon, the CAT into town. Julius Meinl am Graben first, since it shuts at six on Saturday and all day Sunday: Mozartkugeln, coffee, the Christmas floor. Then the Weihnachtsdorf under the cathedral's roof as dusk comes, Am Hof and the Freyung a few streets north, the first Punsch and the mug kept. Ariadne auf Naxos at the Staatsoper at 7 if we are awake enough.
Mass with the Vienna Boys' Choir, €14, on the first Sunday of Advent. Then Café Central, the Christkindlmarkt am Rathausplatz in daylight and again when the tree is lit, the Eistraum rink beside it. Tafelspitz at Plachutta or the schnitzel at Figlmüller; Spittelberg's lanes in the evening, open till 9:30.
The Kunsthistorisches Museum is open daily through the season: Bruegel, the Kunstkammer, the café under the dome. The Belvedere for the Kiss, or the Albertina. Schönbrunn's market in the afternoon, Art Advent at the Karlsplatz at dusk, Sachertorte at Demel or Sacher, and Luisa Miller at the Staatsoper at 7.
UA 9842 at 10:40 AM, operated by Austrian; the CAT from Wien Mitte to the airport by 8. Land Newark at 2:15 PM the same afternoon, with the Kugeln in the bag.
The great one: the tree before the Rathaus, the lanterns in the park, the Eistraum rink. Punsch in the mug with the year on it; Maroni from the brazier.
The Christmas shopping, Vienna's side: Mozartkugeln and coffee at Meinl, the Kohlmarkt's windows, a slice of Sachertorte, Manner wafers for the bag. Saturday afternoon or Monday; never Sunday.
Strauss on the night we land, or Verdi on the Monday; nothing is listed for the Sunday. Standing room goes on sale the day of, seats in advance.
Bruegel and the Kunstkammer under the dome, Klimt's Kiss at the Upper Belvedere, Dürer's hare at the Albertina. Monday is the museums' day; the Leopold closes on Tuesdays, which we are spared.
The market before the yellow palace; the village under the cathedral; craft under the Karlskirche's dome, food till nine; the Biedermeier lanes behind the MuseumsQuartier where the Viennese go.
Tafelspitz with its broth and apple horseradish, a schnitzel wider than the plate, Kaiserschmarrn, Maroni, and at the stalls Glühwein, Punsch in its many kinds and Lebkuchen by the heart.
The first Sunday of Advent, on the published list. Tickets through the Hofmusikkapelle's own site; seats go, so this is the first thing to book.